Stuff Gnat has yet to do in her lifetime:
Get a bachelor's degree
Own a designer outfit
Attend a major sporting event
Skydive
Be in a studio audience
Visit the Empire State Building
Learn to bowl overhand
Scubadive
Be a guest voice on the Simpsons
Eat at a White Castle
Own a red sports car
Send my mother flowers for no reason
Watch 100 classic movies
Learn how to ballroom dance
Visit the pyramids
Ride a camel
Start a business
Rent a car
Ride a bicycle in a different country
Bungy jump
Raft down the Grand Canyon
Go camping by myself
Learn to ride a unicycle
Own a house
Go to sunless Alaska
Compete in a triathlon
Take a Sabbatical
Buy shoes in Japan
Sew a quilt
Win a contest
Build a batbox
Learn to fix a car
Dress up and go to the opera
Experience weightlessness
Throw a surprise party
Bake bread from scratch
Absence makes the heart grow fungus.